Drag Enthusiasts Gifts

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'Ok guys, you got me and I'll go easily. But if you would, please allow me to go with some dignity and let me take off my wife's dress, earrings and lipstick.'

Theatre Masks and Butts

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

'The penguin is upset...'

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

Covid Masks

"This time, she went too far."

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'