Drag Enthusiasts Gifts

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'Ok guys, you got me and I'll go easily. But if you would, please allow me to go with some dignity and let me take off my wife's dress, earrings and lipstick.'

Theatre Masks and Butts

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Actor practising his indian war crys

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

'The penguin is upset...'

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"

"This time, she went too far."

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

Covid Masks

Drama class

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."