Drag Enthusiast Gifts

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Gilles Duceppe in Dragg: Today, a nation, tomorrow, a country,

"How long have you had these delusions of grandma?"

'Dad, can I borrow the wig tonight?'

"You've never really grasped the principle of drag hunting have you Phil?"

'Actually - big Ben is the belle!' (cross dressing night)

Enough talking about me. Tell me about you now. What kind of business are you into?

Female impersonator in phone booth.

'Doyle, I know you're a damn good cop... But I doubt if you're the right one to play the decoy for that gay rapist...'

Puss in Drag.

Edna arrives home unexpectedly.

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The rocket powered skiier

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

A day at the transgenic races

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Dairy Devil

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

I love my motor.

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

'The penguin is upset...'

Skier flying past mountains

Speeding Forklift

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.