Drag Aficionados Gifts

' I realize you had to dress like that because you were undercover but that was six months ago, Henry ! '

Theatre Masks and Butts

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Actor practising his indian war crys

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

Drama Llama

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'I give it six months.'

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"This time, she went too far."

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"