Drag Aficionados Gifts

' I realize you had to dress like that because you were undercover but that was six months ago, Henry ! '

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Theatre Masks and Butts

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Drama Llama

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'I give it six months.'

The Harold Pinter theatre...

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"This time, she went too far."

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

Covid Masks