Drag Show Fan Gifts

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

Dame Edna Everage

Santa gets a makeover

We thought Jay was dedicated, turns out he likes it!

At least he died with his boobs on

'You both know the rules, no biting, no gouging, no frenching...'

'Oh, no! Count Dragula!'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Talking Dog.

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

Joe Hundredaire

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

Waiting for the fat lady to sing.

Dancing with the Star Wars

'I'm sorry, folks, Hoodino is unable to perform. He can't get out of his jeans.'

"Hello and welcome to BBC Breakfast...Before the news headlines, here's the obligatory plug for Strictly Come Dancing."

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

Dressage

"The drag queen option is one seriously to consider, Kevin"

Man in drag going to top-shelf for 'TV Guide'.

'Dad, can I borrow the wig tonight?'

Edna arrives home unexpectedly.