Drag Shows Gifts

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

"They're not happy about it, but we made a scheduling error and the customers are expecting a drag brunch."

We thought Jay was dedicated, turns out he likes it!

"Dad, this is Bret. Bret, this is Dad."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Agility God

Theatre Crowd

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Succession 2

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"That's just not the real me."

'Sheep striptease'.

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Those who can can, dance."

Collective unconscious.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'This is me at my most masculine.'