Drag Performances Gifts

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Modern Major General

Scarpia from Tosca

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Bow

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Treading a fine lion.

"It's Cinderella?!?"

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

Kissing Prompt

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

Medieval Knievel

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'Pop the whip. Make me roll over. Smile more. The act started going downhill when I began listening to you.'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes