Drag Performances Gifts

Dame Edna Everage

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Modern Major General

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Scarpia from Tosca

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Jeff Beck.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Bow

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Treading a fine lion.

"It's Cinderella?!?"

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

Medieval Knievel

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

Kissing Prompt

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

'Pop the whip. Make me roll over. Smile more. The act started going downhill when I began listening to you.'