Drag Artist Gifts

Cross dressing class: 'Today we will be learning how to spend hours in the bathroom and moan about men.'

At least he died with his boobs on

Man wearing skirt and women's shoes has filing trays marked 'in' and 'drag'.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

'I've lost my voice...'

"Dad, this is Bret. Bret, this is Dad."

"The drag queen option is one seriously to consider, Kevin"

Man in drag going to top-shelf for 'TV Guide'.

'Dad, can I borrow the wig tonight?'

"You've never really grasped the principle of drag hunting have you Phil?"

Edna arrives home unexpectedly.

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.