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"They're not happy about it, but we made a scheduling error and the customers are expecting a drag brunch."

"Sir Guy has started cross-dressing."

'I'm a little concerned about Red Deer. Have you noticed how he applies his war paint?'

'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Of course 'I'm an ugly bloke in drag'. Why do you think they've kept me locked in this tower for all these years?'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Dancing with the Star Wars

Fun (circa 1955)

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Orchestra conductor

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Music Hall Dancers

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

A Cow Striptease

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"I guess we shouldn't have called him Monty."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

"It just seems like we're stuck on Lambada when everyone else is twerking."

"Those who can can, dance."

'Yes, you sing. But do you dance and make romance?'

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'This is me at my most masculine.'