Drag Performer Gifts

Dame Edna Everage

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Gilles Duceppe in Dragg: Today, a nation, tomorrow, a country,

"You've never really grasped the principle of drag hunting have you Phil?"

"Dad, this is Bret. Bret, this is Dad."

"The drag queen option is one seriously to consider, Kevin"

Man in drag going to top-shelf for 'TV Guide'.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Freddie Mercury

Karataoke

Tina Turner

Magic Tricks

Jeff Beck.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Midsummer Night's Dream

Music Hall Dancers

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Robbie Williams