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"There's nothing like a dame!"

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Gilles Duceppe in Dragg: Today, a nation, tomorrow, a country,

"You've never really grasped the principle of drag hunting have you Phil?"

"Dad, this is Bret. Bret, this is Dad."

"The drag queen option is one seriously to consider, Kevin"

Man in drag going to top-shelf for 'TV Guide'.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Tina Turner

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Magic Tricks

Midsummer Night's Dream

Music Hall Dancers

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'