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Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

"They're not happy about it, but we made a scheduling error and the customers are expecting a drag brunch."

We thought Jay was dedicated, turns out he likes it!

"Dad, this is Bret. Bret, this is Dad."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Agility God

Theatre Crowd

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Succession 2

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"That's just not the real me."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

'Sheep striptease'.

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

Collective unconscious.

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

"Those who can can, dance."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.