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"They're not happy about it, but we made a scheduling error and the customers are expecting a drag brunch."

"Sir Guy has started cross-dressing."

'I'm a little concerned about Red Deer. Have you noticed how he applies his war paint?'

'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Of course 'I'm an ugly bloke in drag'. Why do you think they've kept me locked in this tower for all these years?'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Dancing with the Star Wars

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Fun (circa 1955)

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Orchestra conductor

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Music Hall Dancers

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

A Cow Striptease

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

'Yes, you sing. But do you dance and make romance?'

"Those who can can, dance."

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

"To woo me, Dad did a disco-style mating dance: Who could resist that?"