Drag Show Attendee Gifts

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

"Do you mind?"

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

The Hypnotato,

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'

"Hello and welcome to BBC Breakfast...Before the news headlines, here's the obligatory plug for Strictly Come Dancing."

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

Man wearing skirt and women's shoes has filing trays marked 'in' and 'drag'.

Dancing with the Star Wars

Dame Edna Everage

'Dad, can I borrow the wig tonight?'

"You've never really grasped the principle of drag hunting have you Phil?"

Man in drag going to top-shelf for 'TV Guide'.

"The drag queen option is one seriously to consider, Kevin"

"Dad, this is Bret. Bret, this is Dad."

Edna arrives home unexpectedly.

At least he died with his boobs on

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

Cross dressing class: 'Today we will be learning how to spend hours in the bathroom and moan about men.'

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

'You know, that's really bleu cheese and not ranch. It's a cross dressing.'

"They're not happy about it, but we made a scheduling error and the customers are expecting a drag brunch."

Female impersonator in phone booth.