Magic Show Attendee Gifts

The Hypnotato,

Magic - As If!

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

Late BroomStick

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Rocking Witches.

"I said slime."

"What the hell took so long?"

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

100% carbon neutral

"I just need help getting the pit out."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"It's probably just seasonal."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Juggler and Illusionist

Witch's Brew.