Magic Show Aficionado Gifts

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'On second thought..you stand acquitted of all charges!'

Magic Accident

Magicians rabbit has a 'Warrant for Animal Cruelty'.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Late BroomStick

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I can't believe he brought her."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Rocking Witches.

Broomstick crash.

"What the hell took so long?"

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Rocket and Witch Race

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"It's probably just seasonal."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'