Magic Show Fan Gifts

"Is there a doctor in the house, and more importantly, another magician?"

Worm Magician

'I'm sorry, folks, Hoodino is unable to perform. He can't get out of his jeans.'

'That's a good trick. Can you make jobs reappear?'

Why Magicians don't put wives in their act

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

Rocking Witches.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'