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"In the hat! In the hat!"

'On second thought..you stand acquitted of all charges!'

Magic Accident

Magicians rabbit has a 'Warrant for Animal Cruelty'.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Late BroomStick

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Desert Island BBQ

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I said slime."

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Broomstick crash.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Rocking Witches.

"What the hell took so long?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Rocket and Witch Race

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Juggler and Illusionist