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Houdini.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Late BroomStick

"What the hell took so long?"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Houdini's Dog

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Those who can can, dance."