Movie Magic Aficionado Gifts

Dating in Oz

Steven Spielberg

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

Late BroomStick

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Broomstick crash.

"What the hell took so long?"

"I said slime."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

100% carbon neutral

Rocking Witches.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Rocket and Witch Race

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists