Movie Magic Aficionado Pillows

Dating in Oz

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Late BroomStick

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Desert Island BBQ

100% carbon neutral

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Broomstick crash.

"I said slime."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Rocking Witches.

"What the hell took so long?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Rocket and Witch Race

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror