Drag Queen Aficionados Gifts

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Early Night Club

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

'Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots...'

"You've never really grasped the principle of drag hunting have you Phil?"

"I hate dressage: executing those complex steps in front of an audience is so overwhelming..."

"Dad, this is Bret. Bret, this is Dad."

Clara and the Nutcracker

Edna arrives home unexpectedly.

"The drag queen option is one seriously to consider, Kevin"

Man in drag going to top-shelf for 'TV Guide'.

'Dad, can I borrow the wig tonight?'

At least he died with his boobs on

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

Princess Snail Ride

'Of course 'I'm an ugly bloke in drag'. Why do you think they've kept me locked in this tower for all these years?'

Female impersonator in phone booth.

"They're not happy about it, but we made a scheduling error and the customers are expecting a drag brunch."