Drag Queen Gifts

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

Santa gets a makeover

"Does my butt look big in this little number?"

Prince Philip buys a t-shirt from a gay sex shop

At least he died with his boobs on

'Oh, no! Count Dragula!'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

This is the worst drag act I've ever seen

Edna arrives home unexpectedly.

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Reginald Bunthorne

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Noel Coward.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

Lady Macbeth

Disco Bunny.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

WTF?

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Clubbing

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Situation Tragedy.

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?