Drag Queen Fan Gifts

This is the worst drag act I've ever seen

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"Can you perform under pressure?"

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

Dirty Grazing.

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'

Actor's Union: 'Boy, I could really do without all this drama!'

It burns when I tinkle.

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

Dancing

Dressage

Dame Edna Everage

'The Maynards aren't practicing the rumba after all, Turns out there's a wasp's nest on their back porch,'

"You've never really grasped the principle of drag hunting have you Phil?"

'Dad, can I borrow the wig tonight?'

Edna arrives home unexpectedly.

At least he died with his boobs on

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"What took so long? I wanted to be thorough, so instead of singing Happy Birthday while washing my hands, I sang Bohemian Rhapsody."

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

Female impersonator in phone booth.

Tom gets run over by the party train,

"How long have you had these delusions of grandma?"

Still stompin' at the Savoy.

"Ok, Ok, get your selfie and p*** off!"