Drag Queen Fan Gifts

This is the worst drag act I've ever seen

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

Dirty Grazing.

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'

Dancing

Actor's Union: 'Boy, I could really do without all this drama!'

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

Dressage

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"You've never really grasped the principle of drag hunting have you Phil?"

'Dad, can I borrow the wig tonight?'

"What took so long? I wanted to be thorough, so instead of singing Happy Birthday while washing my hands, I sang Bohemian Rhapsody."

Edna arrives home unexpectedly.

At least he died with his boobs on

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

Female impersonator in phone booth.

We thought Jay was dedicated, turns out he likes it!

Tom gets run over by the party train,

Still stompin' at the Savoy.

"Ok, Ok, get your selfie and p*** off!"

"They're not happy about it, but we made a scheduling error and the customers are expecting a drag brunch."