Drag Queen Admirer Gifts

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Love your ambiance!"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Maypole

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

USA-China, trade war.

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

First you eat my husband, then you take on his bad habits!

Ballet Parking.

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

God playing with dolls.

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

George teaching the dragon,

'Oh no, not another blood sample.'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

The Third Day of Christmas

Dragon fireplace

"Amateur!"

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

"My portfolio is really imbalanced."

The Fashions

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

'Good this time turn the other way and cough.'