Drag Queen Pillows

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

Santa gets a makeover

"Does my butt look big in this little number?"

Prince Philip buys a t-shirt from a gay sex shop

At least he died with his boobs on

'Oh, no! Count Dragula!'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

This is the worst drag act I've ever seen

Edna arrives home unexpectedly.

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Reginald Bunthorne

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Lady Macbeth

Disco Bunny.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

WTF?

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Clubbing

Doctor Bartolo

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Berta screams out!

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"