Drag Racing Gifts

Drag Race "I've got the wrong end of the stick haven't I?"

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

'He started it.'

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

Drag Racing

V8 Vindaloo

"Good question. On the surface, it's a dainty, attractive car! But undernearth, it's nothing but guy...a touch of friskiness mixed with subtle power!"

Show Off

"I need to tinkle."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

A souped up car...

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'What, no onion rings?'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

"Life is too short to waste in a cocoon."

"And you say it does really well in the snow?"