Drag Gifts

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

At least he died with his boobs on

'You both know the rules, no biting, no gouging, no frenching...'

"Sir Guy has started cross-dressing."

"How long have you had these delusions of grandma?"

'What makes you say this party is going to be a drag?'

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'

'Actually - big Ben is the belle!' (cross dressing night)

Enough talking about me. Tell me about you now. What kind of business are you into?

Man wearing skirt and women's shoes has filing trays marked 'in' and 'drag'.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

This is the worst drag act I've ever seen

Puss in Drag.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Remote control pirate bully

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Domestic Superheroes!!

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'