Drag Gifts

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

At least he died with his boobs on

'You both know the rules, no biting, no gouging, no frenching...'

"Sir Guy has started cross-dressing."

"How long have you had these delusions of grandma?"

'What makes you say this party is going to be a drag?'

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'

'Actually - big Ben is the belle!' (cross dressing night)

Enough talking about me. Tell me about you now. What kind of business are you into?

Man wearing skirt and women's shoes has filing trays marked 'in' and 'drag'.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

This is the worst drag act I've ever seen

Puss in Drag.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Remote control pirate bully

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Not that net!'

"No no, I said sit!!"