Drag Racer Gifts

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Build a Raft

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

A smiling cyclist

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

Pamplona 500

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

"Life is too short to waste in a cocoon."

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Formula One Finish Line.

Man wearing skirt and women's shoes has filing trays marked 'in' and 'drag'.

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'