Drag Race Dreamer Gifts

"And no drag racing until you know how this medication is going to affect you."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Bob's Driving School.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Olympic Climate

Smile

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Loser's Podium.

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Graduation Creation of Adam

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

I'm a vegan triathlete

Where's The Prize?

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

'Hey Pal! Can't you read?!'

Paris Olympics

University Degree Flying Carpet

I love gymnastics

Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break

Cycling Race