Draft Dreamer Gifts

He was OK with the spelling and grammar check but it was to much for him when it said his plots were one dimensional and the plots derivative.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"