Sweepstakes Dreamer Gifts

'There's nothing wrong with entering magazine sweepstakes - but have you folks considered any other retirement plans?'

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Why do you hate the media?

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"And how would you like your steak?"

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Sleeping Beauty.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'