Dreamer Driver Gifts

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"One year closer to college!"

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Bob's Driving School.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"Happy Birthday!"

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

Saguaro Cacti.

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

A drone laying an egg

"My mind is still on vacation."

"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."

"We GOTTA GO to Disney World this summer! It's already in my rough draft of 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation'!"

Tinkerbell's Baby Picture.

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"See you next month...I'm taking the wife and kids to Disneyworld!"

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

Heavenly internet connection

So where did you two meet?