Dreamer Driver Mugs

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"One year closer to college!"

Bob's Driving School.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"Happy Birthday!"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

Saguaro Cacti.

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

"My mind is still on vacation."

"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."

A drone laying an egg

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

Giraffe of tomorrow

Heavenly internet connection