Drag Race Dreamer Mugs

"And no drag racing until you know how this medication is going to affect you."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Bob's Driving School.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Smile

Olympic Climate

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Loser's Podium.

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

Where's The Prize?

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

'Hey Pal! Can't you read?!'

Paris Olympics

I love gymnastics

Cycling Race

Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break

University Degree Flying Carpet