"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"
Race Car Dreamer Mugs
Kickstart their day with mugs that celebrate racing dreams. Perfect for race car enthusiasts who love a good laugh or a motivational boost every morning.
Bob's Driving School.
"One year closer to college!"
"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."
Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'
Smile
Altar Ego
Fast Lane. cars Like yours.
'Not till you're sixteen.'
"He has extremely advanced motor skills."
'So Roger, how's your invention going?'
Loser's Podium.
"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."
"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."
I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to
"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"
"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"
'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'
"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."
"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."
'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'
"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."
"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."
"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"
"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"
'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'
Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!
"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.
'Is your dad laughing because you volunteered to pick up Grandma for Thanksgiving?'
We can't approve your loan for a car...
Cycling Race
'I've got the outboard motor on lay-by!'
'There's nothing wrong with you, but I'd still like to operate on you. There's a sweet motorcycle I'd like to buy, and I need the money.'
"The Driver Assist package offers suggestions on how to convince your wife you need this car."
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