Fantasy Car Dreamer Mugs

"Let me guess...you're not getting your dream car?"

"One year closer to college!"

Bob's Driving School.

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

Car Auction

We can't approve your loan for a car...

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

Luxury Car Sales

"It's still in the testing stages, but our new flying car project looks promising.'

'In fifty years, this car will be a classic and you'll get back five times what you paid for it!'