Olympics Dreamer Mugs

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Little girl dissappointed that hopscotch isn't olympic sport

Britain to host 2004 Olympics

'I really didn't, but who's going to know?'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Olympic Climate

Midnight Basketball

Baseball Dreams

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Not The Real Me

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Castaway with a tennis court.

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

Gymnastic Winner.

Paris Olympics

'You should have come to me sooner. I might have won a Nobel Prize for this.'

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

I love gymnastics