High-speed Dreamer Mugs

Heavenly internet connection

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Galilei Galileo.

Whale Romance

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

Guitar Hero.

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

A drone laying an egg

Isaac Newton...stumped.

'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.'

"Norman still runs on leaded petrol."

"Nobody likes me...I'm a Tesla salesman!"

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

'What makes you think I'd buy this? Do I look environmentally challenged?'

'Gentlemen, gentlemen, yes the neutrino beats the speed of light; but let's wait for the dope test.'

'Drone Santa.'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Giraffe of tomorrow

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.

"Boy, first class sure looks good."

"Do you have anything that will make us as deliriously happy as the couple in this cruise magazine?"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I've got the outboard motor on lay-by!'

Charging Stashun

'Saw my first electric car today.'