Speedster Dreamer Gifts

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"The Driver Assist package offers suggestions on how to convince your wife you need this car."

Bob's Driving School.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Birthday Racing Car

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Man running

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Flights and Coronavirus

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

A souped up car...

Altar Ego

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

Rolling Stop.

A drone laying an egg

Congratulations for male runner

Arcarde Patrol

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Isaac Newton...stumped.

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Sore Loser

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"