Speedster Dreamer Gifts

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

"The Driver Assist package offers suggestions on how to convince your wife you need this car."

Bob's Driving School.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Man running

Birthday Racing Car

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

Flights and Coronavirus

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

A souped up car...

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Altar Ego

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

Rolling Stop.

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

Arcarde Patrol

Congratulations for male runner

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Isaac Newton...stumped.

A drone laying an egg

Pit Stop for Track and Field

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."