Speed Dreamer Gifts

"Ah...the open road."

Concert Pianist.

"One year closer to college!"

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Boy pilot.

Ballet dancer.

Midnight Basketball

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Airliner

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Window in the Sky.

Witch dice.

Baseball Dreams

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Picasso Cloud.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Not The Real Me

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Guitar Hero.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.'

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

A celestial body

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"