'Gentlemen, gentlemen, yes the neutrino beats the speed of light; but let's wait for the dope test.'
Light-speed Dreamer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the light-speed dreamer? Discover items that inspire quick thinking, limitless imagination, and bold creativity. Ideal for those who see the universe as their playground and are always one step ahead in their imaginative adventures. These thoughtful, whimsical products are perfect for fueling their dreams and celebrating their visionary spirit.
'My electric car is giving me static!'
"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."
Whale Romance
Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.
'Tell me more about your programmer.'
Guitar Hero.
"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."
"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."
Fast Lane. cars Like yours.
"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."
'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.'
Isaac Newton...stumped.
"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."
A drone laying an egg
"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."
"Nobody likes me...I'm a Tesla salesman!"
"Norman still runs on leaded petrol."
'What makes you think I'd buy this? Do I look environmentally challenged?'
"Don't even think about it."
Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul
Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.
'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'
Heavenly internet connection
"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."
Giraffe of tomorrow
'Drone Santa.'
"Boy, first class sure looks good."
Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!
"Do you have anything that will make us as deliriously happy as the couple in this cruise magazine?"
'I've got the outboard motor on lay-by!'
'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'
"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.
Charging Stashun
'Saw my first electric car today.'
Light-speed Dreamer Gifts Collection
Light-speed Dreamer Mugs
Explore more mugs designed for the light-speed dreamer, perfect for inspiring their rapid ideas and creative mornings.
Light-speed Dreamer Pillows
Discover pillows that celebrate the light-speed dreamer’s energetic imagination and vibrant personality.
Light-speed Dreamer Prints
Browse prints that capture the essence of quick dreams and creative bursts, perfect for inspiring any space.
Light-speed Dreamer T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that cheer on the light-speed dreamer’s wit and creative flair—ideal for expressing their visionary spirit.