Electric Dreamer Gifts

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'What makes you think I'd buy this? Do I look environmentally challenged?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Saw my first electric car today.'

Charging Stashun

"Nobody likes me...I'm a Tesla salesman!"

"Norman still runs on leaded petrol."

Guitar Hero.

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

"World peace and an end to famine sorted, David blows his last wish on a Tesla..."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.