Electric Dreamer Pillows

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'What makes you think I'd buy this? Do I look environmentally challenged?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Saw my first electric car today.'

Charging Stashun

"Nobody likes me...I'm a Tesla salesman!"

"Norman still runs on leaded petrol."

Guitar Hero.

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.

'What's the range of our electric car? It all depends on the length of our extension cord.'

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'