Acoustic Dreamer Pillows

Rick decides to save his real lyrics for when someone is actually listening.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Concert Pianist.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Saxophone Player.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Tourist

"You're hired!"

I love my Uke.

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Tourist in the desert

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

Running out of Gas.

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'I'd rather be playing football.'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

Guitar Hero.

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

'To eat or not to eat?'