Soundwave Dreamer Pillows

Sleeping musician

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Concert Pianist.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"I'm bored."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Rainbow Quartet

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Saxophone Player.

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Push for Disco...

Boy pilot.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'