Orchestral Dreamer Pillows

I love my Uke.

'If you're looking for an instrument to play in the school orchestra, how about the tympani drums?'

He kept up his guitar practise...

Concert Pianist.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Rainbow Quartet

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Saxophone Player.

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Odette from Swan Lake

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

You're never too old for ballet!

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

The world's most unemployable family

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Treble

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

The Music Box

Dancing woman

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

"Great money scenes!"

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."