Orchestral Dreamer Pillows

I love my Uke.

'If you're looking for an instrument to play in the school orchestra, how about the tympani drums?'

He kept up his guitar practise...

Concert Pianist.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Saxophone Player.

Odette from Swan Lake

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

The world's most unemployable family

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

You're never too old for ballet!

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

Dancing woman

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

The Music Box

Treble

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Great money scenes!"

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."