Concert Dreamer Pillows

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Please giver generously violin to buy.

"When my Franz-Johann grows up he wants to be a pianist."

He kept up his guitar practise...

Concert Pianist.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Push for Disco...

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

I love my Uke.

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'I'd rather be playing football.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"