Orchestra Dreaming Pillows

"Oh, I miss my days in the orchestra playing the cello."

A Symphony of Penguins

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

No Elgar!

Romantic Violinist.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Orchestra.

Triangle

I love my Timpani

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

Taking a peek at the audience

Bassoons.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Antonio Vivaldi

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Timpani.

Music Lessons

Malcolm Sargent

Violinist.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Occupational Hazards.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Quartet of chefs.

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Cello Concert

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"