Acoustic Dreamer Prints

Rick decides to save his real lyrics for when someone is actually listening.

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

He kept up his guitar practise...

Concert Pianist.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Rainbow Quartet

Saxophone Player.

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Tourist

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

"You're hired!"

I love my Uke.

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Tourist in the desert

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

Running out of Gas.

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

Guitar Hero.

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'I'd rather be playing football.'

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."