Drag Appreciator Gifts

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"My kid could do that."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

Doom & Gloom

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

Don Giovanni

Victorian Garden Romance

Don Giovanni

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

Three Little Pigs Cry Wolf.

"Well, it's no wonder those Borgias and Medicis were always poisoning each other."

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Perpetual Motion.

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

Don Giovanni

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

Standing ovation $5.

'Dad, can I borrow the wig tonight?'

CRIMINAL COURT, 'Don't you just HATE it when they show no emotion?'

"Someone else got the part of Hamlet's father."

"You've never really grasped the principle of drag hunting have you Phil?"