Drag Appreciator Gifts

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"My kid could do that."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

Doom & Gloom

Victorian Garden Romance

Don Giovanni

Don Giovanni

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

"Well, it's no wonder those Borgias and Medicis were always poisoning each other."

"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

Three Little Pigs Cry Wolf.

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

"Son, once your grandma wore these shoes. I wore them after her, and now I will give them to you because I think they fit your dresses perfectly."

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"My prescription was for Dramamine, not drama queen!"

Don Giovanni

Perpetual Motion.

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

Standing ovation $5.

Edna arrives home unexpectedly.

"Someone else got the part of Hamlet's father."

'Dad, can I borrow the wig tonight?'